A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.
San Jose Tower Noted: „American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off
Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.“
Tower: „Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!“
Delta 351: „Give us another hint! We have digital watches!“
(Quelle)

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(Argh, wie war das mit früh ins Bett gehen ??? MIST)