Marketing Explained

A professor explained marketing to MBA students:

  1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her & say: „I am rich, marry me.“ – That’s „Direct Marketing“
  2. You attend a party & your friend goes to a girl, pointing at you he tells her: „He is very rich, marry him.“ – That’s „Advertising“
  3. A girl walks to you & says: „U are rich, can u marry me?“ – That’s „Brand Recognition“
  4. You say: „I am very rich, marry me.“ She slaps you. – That’s „Customer Feedback“
  5. You say: „I am very rich, marry me.“ She introduces you to her husband. – That’s „Demand & Supply Gap“
  6. Before you say: „I am rich, marry me.“, your wife arrives. – That’s „Restriction from Entering a New Market“.

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